My Better Half Suzi & Me 1957



From the Desk of

Owen Ambur 

Hilton Head Island, SC

 


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Some Silly (but fairly serious) Songs from someone with no musical talent

Presho High School Class of 1968 - 50th Reunion, July 27 - 29, 2018

The Meaning of Life

    • My Interviews with Paul & LaVerne Olson and Woody & Lawrence Ambur with a patriotic monologue by Ira Scott and a Rusty Thompson cameo

Dad's Home Movies (posted on YouTube by sister Susan Weaver)

E-mail as a Stage of Immaturity through Which We Must Pass:  Best Practices for Business-Quality Communication, March 6, 2015 - Working Draft

Driving a Stake in the Heart of the Capone Consultancy Method of Records Management:  Best Practices for Correcting Non-Records Non-Policy Nonsense, March 4, 2015

Strategy Markup Language (StratML)


A light bulb in the socket is worth two in the pocket.
~Bill Wolf (1950-2001)

Don't panic too soon!

~Jim King

I'm writing to you while it's fresh in my mind.  I'll tell you about it some other time.
~ Jim Schoon (quote from 1960s)

Some definitions I derived from 34 years of experience in the Federal bureaucracy:

Party ~ A meeting for which no records are kept. (See also: "tacit knowledge")
E-mail ~ A stage of immaturity through which we must pass. (See also: "chaos")

Company (Firm) ~ A group of people
subscribing to the same data elements for mutual monetary gain.
Association ~ A group of people subscribing to the same data elements for mutual mental gain.
Complaint ~ An expression of a problem insufficient to effect a solution.

IT Architecture ~ An abstraction sufficient to enable inaction.

Revolution ~ Evolution on Internet time.


Old (off-line) Stuff

  • Letter from President G.W. Bush regarding participation in Line of Business Task Force, September 20, 2004
  • Functional, Technical, and Resource Requirements for the Servicewide Document Management System: Findings of the Requirements Analysis Team, Together with Recommendations and Alternatives.  Team Leader and Author.  Division of Information Resources Management, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.  August 3, 1995
  • Congressional Handbook, 102nd & 103rd Congress, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, 1991 and 1993
  • The New Paradigm: Implications for the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, Memo to the Director, December 20, 1990
  • Monkey Management: One-Minute Manager Meets the Monkey Seminar Notes, November 28, 1990
  • ISDN: All the World Is a LAN. Montgomery County College. December 12, 1989
  • Targeting Farm Aid Toward Efficiency. Forum for Applied Research and Public Policy. Vol. 3, No. 2. Summer 1988. pp. 41 - 48
  • Selling Out the Family Farm: A Classic Case of Good Intentions Gone Awry. Joint Economic Committee, Congress of the United States. November 24, 1986. S.Prt. 99-208 -- Available online via the JEC & Google as well as here on my website.
  • A Systems Approach to a More Efficient Mail Flow in a Congressional Office. The Catholic University of America. December 1976
  • Letter contratulating Senator Jim Abourezk on his retirement announcement, January 29, 1977
  • Happiness Is... The Catholic University of America. October 1976
  • Man as a Limited Capacity Information Processor: Implications for Classroom Learning and Limited Capacity Teachers and School Psychologists. The Catholic University of America. Fall 1975
  • School Psychology, Two Personified Models. The Catholic University of America. Fall 1975
  • Congruity -- Fact, Artifact, or Oversimplification: Toward an Empirical Science of Attitude
  • Article on political panel at Farmers Union convention, October 15, 1974, at which I represented Congressman Abdnor - scan 2 & scan 3
  • Article on Nixon inaugural ball, January 22, 1973

Professional Affiliations

  • American Society for Information Science and Technology (ASIS&T) - Former Member